- #FOLDING PAPER MONSTERS DRACULA MUMMY WOLFMAN FRANKENSTEIN FULL#
- #FOLDING PAPER MONSTERS DRACULA MUMMY WOLFMAN FRANKENSTEIN TV#
Those humans are nas-tay, so with Daddy you wiII stay. l promised your mommy l would protect you forever.Īs he gets his head up, she crawls from under the bed and see Dracula playing a ukulele.ĭracula: (singing) My beautiful May-vay, let me wipe all your poop away. Looked under the bed and sees Mavis scared.ĭracula: Babyclaws, you don't need to be frightened. When Dracula pulls the covers off, she was gone.
But Harry the Human found them and jumped out from under their bed."ĭracula: "And burned their clothes and bit their toes! And took their candy!" Next, he reads her a bedtime story.ĭracula: "And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding. He walks away from the door and the door shuts itself. l'm gonna get you! (Stops for a moment) Oy.ĭracula: (picks her up) We never go out there. Next, she’s riding a pretend horse.ĭracula: (playfully) l'm gonna get you, little Mavis. It was little Mavis, able to walk on walls and ceilings. l want a lot of monsters here.Ī drool fell on top of the construction paper. Three years later, the count is seen discussing construction plans on a new “castle”.ĭracula: Nice, but maybe a little more square footage.
#FOLDING PAPER MONSTERS DRACULA MUMMY WOLFMAN FRANKENSTEIN FULL#
He throws the old one in a coffin full of old diapers. He changed her diaper and puts the new one on her. Days have passed for the legendary monster known as Count Dracula as he has a kid to rise from his deceased wife.ĭracula: l vant to kiss your tush. (singing) Hush, little vampire, don't say a word. Inside the crib was a baby girl, Mavis, who starts crying.ĭracula: No, no, no, no, I didn't mean to startle you, (picks her up) my little baby. It loomed over at a bed like a dark shadow. Time passes–and now when I see these assembly instruction leaflets for Frankenstein’s Monster, Dracula, the Wolfman, and the Mummy, it all makes me think that now I’m older and can afford it, it’s maybe time to go and buy one….In 1895, there was a bat who files into a dark building and shapeshifts into a lurking figure.
So, I contented myself with just looking, and dreaming, and reading about Peter Parker, and watching ye olde films on TV, and reading the books they were based on, which turned into a greater love. …But I also knew that I’d never get my hands on one of these beauties as Scotland is a hell of a distance from New York for seven-year-old boys, and the pocket money would never last to pay the postage and packaging. But when I saw the colour ads and the glorious boxes and the expanding list of characters available “to add to your collection” (has there been more tempting words?)– The Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Bride of Frankenstein, Godzilla…. Then I saw the ads for the Aurora glow-in-the-dark Frankenstein Monster, and I thought it would probably be like all those other ads for X-Ray Spex or sneezing powder or Sea Monkeys–better looking on paper than in reality.
There was also Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in their Draculas and Frankentseins, and Oliver Reed suffering The Curse of the Werewolf, but ye olde black and white movies held their spell as first true love.
#FOLDING PAPER MONSTERS DRACULA MUMMY WOLFMAN FRANKENSTEIN TV#
Then came late night horror movies on our local TV station that screened Boris Karloff in Frankenstein, and The Mummy Bela Lugosi in Dracula and Lon Chaney jnr in The Wolfman. It was meant for the over twelves, but being taller than any other seven-year-old I knew, I blagged my way in, and never once regretted the sheer bloody terror of it all. I’d been smitten with horror films since being scared shitless in a “Haunted Corridor of Terror” at some travelling amusement park–where the walls opened and hands came out to grab and pull and nip and chase.
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